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15 May 2010 @ 03:03 pm
Glee Anonymous Kink Meme  
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++ Before you do anything, please read the user info for more details on what is going on in here.

++ If you have a pairing but need some *cough* help chosing a prompt, head over here for every kink known to man (or fangirl). It's an ~*education*~ you guise.

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(Anonymous) on May 15th, 2010 10:59 pm (UTC)
Puck giving Ken a sympathy blowjob
(Anonymous) on May 16th, 2010 01:18 am (UTC)
puck/rachel/jesse - puck helps jesse get some
(Anonymous) on May 16th, 2010 03:00 am (UTC)
Will/Finn - Will gives Finn a lesson in sexual education. Bonus points for blow job and/or fisting
zumekomawari on May 1st, 2011 12:51 am (UTC)
Oh, Will your so dirty. Seconded.
(Anonymous) on May 16th, 2010 03:04 am (UTC)
Puck/Quinn - Puck comforts Quinn after her parents kick her out
(Anonymous) on May 16th, 2010 03:38 am (UTC)
Finn/Puck - first time. Finn isn't sure, and Puck is Mr. Expert
(Anonymous) on May 16th, 2010 03:50 am (UTC)
Rachel/solo - toys. Bonus points for beads and/or a fantasy about one of the boys Finn/Puck/Jesse.. I don't care. I'm not picky.
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glee_anon_mod on May 16th, 2010 07:05 am (UTC)
Re: Puck/Kurt, Future!Fic (NC17)
I second this!!
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Re: Puck/Kurt, Future!Fic (NC17) - zumekomawari on May 1st, 2011 01:07 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Puck/Kurt, Future!Fic (NC17) - zumekomawari on May 1st, 2011 01:08 am (UTC) (Expand)
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Re: Puck/Kurt, Future!Fic (NC17) - zumekomawari on May 1st, 2011 01:12 am (UTC) (Expand)
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Re: Puck/Kurt, Future!Fic (NC17) - zumekomawari on May 1st, 2011 01:21 am (UTC) (Expand)
(Anonymous) on May 16th, 2010 09:28 pm (UTC)
Josh groban/Finn - what starts out as singing lessons turns into " deep throat exercises"
(Anonymous) on May 16th, 2010 09:29 pm (UTC)
Burt/Kurt - mpreg
zumekomawari on May 1st, 2011 12:56 am (UTC)
How is this both hot and barf-worthy? Half-Seconded?
(Anonymous) on May 16th, 2010 09:30 pm (UTC)
rachel/sandy - how she got sandy to be in "run joey run." hatesex of any sort would be a plus.
(Anonymous) on May 16th, 2010 09:30 pm (UTC)
Puck, solo. thinking about japanese monster movies.
(Anonymous) on May 16th, 2010 09:31 pm (UTC)
Sue/Karofsky - "Let's really get physical." D/s, bondage, Sue tops.
zumekomawari on May 1st, 2011 12:58 am (UTC)
You DO realize Karofsky's GAY,right?
(Anonymous) on May 16th, 2010 09:31 pm (UTC)
puck/finn/burt/kurt - daddy issues
(Anonymous) on May 16th, 2010 09:32 pm (UTC)
Puck/Rachel - rachel gives puck a pearl necklace
(Anonymous) on May 16th, 2010 09:49 pm (UTC)
Sue/Will, vore. If you don't know what vore is, here is a link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorarephilia) that can tell you more (NWS obviously).
(Anonymous) on May 16th, 2010 09:51 pm (UTC)
Puck/Finn - Finn learns what it's like to be with a Jew. Docking kink please!
(Anonymous) on May 16th, 2010 09:52 pm (UTC)
Ken Tanaka/Quinn Fabray - lactation kink.
(Anonymous) on May 16th, 2010 09:58 pm (UTC)
Will/Emma - handjob using hand sanitizer as lube.
(Anonymous) on May 16th, 2010 10:01 pm (UTC)
Kurt/Finn/Rachel - Kurt and Rachel compete for Finn's attention. Sexually.
(Anonymous) on May 16th, 2010 10:50 pm (UTC)
I like this!
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on June 30th, 2010 07:08 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(Anonymous) on May 17th, 2010 01:59 am (UTC)
Puck/Rachel established friendship - she stops by his house and finds him during alone time, so she stays to help
snoozin81: Glee - Puckberry - Hotsteamysexyfunsnoozin81 on June 1st, 2010 01:57 am (UTC)
Not sure if this is what you had in mind or not. Hope it is!
When Noah is put on academic probation his senior year of high school it not only threatens his spot on the football team but also his standing in glee club. Rachel refuses to let him self destruct so she appoints herself as his own personal tutor. She shows up at his house one afternoon with a tin of her famous sugar cookies and a back pack full of text books.

“Rachel,” his little sister exclaims in surprise when she opens the door. “What are you doing here?”

“I came to see Noah. I brought him some cookies and thought maybe we could study together.”

“Cookies?” Sarah asks her eyes glazing over as she stares at the tin in Rachel’s hand. “What kind of cookies?”

“Um…they’re sugar cookies. Is Noah home?”

Sarah nods as she turns into the house and opens her mouth to yell for her older brother. Rachel braces herself but instead of screaming Sarah simply laughs and says, “Oh yeah I almost forgot. I’m not allowed to interrupt him during his ‘private time’.”

Rachel frowns, her brows furrowing in disappointment. “Oh,” she sighs.

“It would probably be okay if you interrupted him though, only mom’s not home and she has some pretty strict rules about girls being in the house when she’s not here because of that one time when she caught Puck and Santana playing the undress game.”

“The undress game…”

Sarah nods again. “And then there was that time that Brittany was over and they were playing doctor, and the time that…”

“I get the point,” Rachel interrupts, a little unsettled by Noah’s promiscuity.

“Right, sorry. Anyway, if it were up to me I’d totally let you in only I have this birthday party I’m supposed to go to on Friday and if I get grounded I can kiss my weekend goodbye. Of course if I was distracted, say by a whole tin of sugar cookies, I might not notice you coming inside or going up the stairs and then I couldn’t exactly be held responsible for you being here.”

Rachel thinks maybe she needs to have a talk with Mrs. Puckerman because Sarah’s obviously been spending too much time with her older brother. His bad habits are apparently rubbing off on her. Still Rachel hands over the cookies and steps into the house heading straight up the stairs to Noah’s room.

“Your sister is positively…” Rachel begins as she pushes open the bedroom door without knocking. At the sight of Noah, cock in hand, her jaw drops open and she stops mid sentence. She knows she should close her eyes and turn away but she can’t seem to get her body to respond to her brain.

“Jesus Christ, Berry!” Noah cries grabbing for his discarded boxer shorts. “Shut the fucking door before the brat starts nosing around.”

Rachel swallows thickly and begins to stumble over her words as she turns to close the door she just came through, “I’m…oh gosh, Noah I’m…”

“Yeah whatever,” Noah snaps, pulling on his boxers. “Next time you might want to think about knocking first.”

“Right, of course, I’m so sorry Noah. I don’t know where my manners were.” She’s still stumbling over her words and her eyes are squeezed shut despite the fact that her back is now towards her half naked classmate. “I just…I thought maybe we could study together so that you don’t get cut from glee club.”

He grunts in reply as he slips his legs into a pair of rumpled jeans that he pulls out of the laundry basket. When he’s got the zipper firmly in place and the button through the button hole he gives her the okay to turn around.

(Anonymous) on May 17th, 2010 02:05 am (UTC)
Puck finds Rachel masturbating and decides to help her out with her dildo/vibe. Whether or not sex between the two happens is up to the author.

Cookies if Puck jacks off during.
(Anonymous) on May 17th, 2010 10:23 pm (UTC)
I second this whole heartedly.
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on May 31st, 2010 10:34 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(Anonymous) on May 17th, 2010 02:09 am (UTC)

Finn is in New York for the weekend. Married PR.
(Anonymous) on August 29th, 2010 10:20 pm (UTC)
Seconded! I want this so bad.
(Anonymous) on May 17th, 2010 10:21 pm (UTC)
Puck/Brittany - First Time - They deflower each other.
(Anonymous) on May 17th, 2010 10:24 pm (UTC)
Santana/Puck/Brittany - Threesome

While studying for finales Santana is having a hard time keeping her hands off Puck. Brittany gets jealous and joins in.
(Anonymous) on May 17th, 2010 10:29 pm (UTC)
Brittany - Masturbation with toys as she think about Santana, or Puck, or both.